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HostBluff.com Launches New SEO Hosting Services - "What Is HB?"

Posted by SajanP, 04-01-2012, 12:35 AM
Announcing the Opening of HostBluff.com

Summary
April 01, 2012 - HostBluff.com opens its doors to the WebHosting Community

Introduction
Derrick Smith, CEO of HostBliff.com is proud to announce the opening of the next generation of SEO Web Hosting Services. Our infrastructure was custom designed to deliver cutting edge performance at a fraction of the price that most hosts charge.

All of our services include:
○ Premium Horny Live Support - Our Live Chat is staffed 24 hours a day, 9 days a week. We guarantee to respond to all chat requests immediately unlike most other web hosts where you need to wait for hours. Feel free to try our live chat

○ Honest Video Reviews - Unlike many other hosts, we encourage all customers to submit honest reviews. It does not matter if it is good or bad. Feel free to watch our reviews on HostBluff.com

○ Uptime Monitoring - We proactively check all servers twice a minute to check for unplanned uptime. We pledge to resolve any unexpected uptime issues within 5 minutes by promptly shutting down the service.

○ DRUM Memory - Designed in 1932, this technology has been time tested and true. We only use DRUM Memory salvaged from decommissioned German subs.

○ Fish Sticks - Who does not like Fish Sticks? We actually mail you Fish Sticks upon any monthly purchase. One lucky customer will win a Lifetime Supply of Fish Sticks during our Grand Opening Celebration

We look forward to serving all of your future hosting needs

About HostBluff.com
HostBluff.com was founded on March 12th, 2012 as one of the most epic April Fools Day jokes in
WebHostingTalk.coms history.Sit back, relax and enjoy HostBluff.com
Posted by SajanP, 04-04-2012, 10:59 AM
Just a quick note. Keith Myers (KMyers) did 99.99% of the work on this April fool's joke.